The very macho Pyramid has their even-more-macho-than-normal Juggernaut out for fall:
The juggernaut in this instance is a train. Or maybe the guy running next to the train. Who cares? There are sharp angles and warm colors! Can't you feel the excitement? It makes me want to find a train, run alongside it, and go get acquired by a private equity beverage conglomerate with operations in Western New York. Seriously, what's going on here? This beer tastes like a train? This does not help me understand the product.
Then there's Buckeye, which produced this very strange label for their Zatek:
Uh, so the beer is "dark and rich" like an alien? Or is it "dark and rich" like Ohio and a strange creature with roots? The beer is an imperial stout, I can see after a few minutes of searching text and random shapes, but I am still waiting for the mothership. Look, I love how strange Buckeye's b-movie influenced artwork is, I love the attempt to go black and white, and I love sci-fi, but this is too creepy even for me. Seriously, Cleveland, I like the effort to do something different, but I think this label scared LeBron away. Speaking of weird, simplistic art, let's look at the Mikkeller-Brewdog collab, I Hardcore You:
The beer is a fusion of two IPAs, and the image is a surprisingly sweet look for two notoriously stark and intense breweries, and then you realize the people are naked. Is this Adam and Eve? A post-coital drink under a tree? Nudists with a goblet? And the whole blue-on-sea green color scheme gives it an even stranger look. This might actually be a success, given the strange design tastes of the collaborators, but this label makes me feel pervy, not hot.
Oh, you want weird collaborative art? Okay, for that we turn to this work by the Collaborative Evil group (founded by FiftyFifty, Lucky Bucket, and Oaskhire Brewing Companies):
As you can see, this yearly brewer's version of the session is a Baltic Imperial Porter. Apparently, the beer is strong, dark, Communist, and involves something that looks like a grim reaper with a rake being shot by Red Army soldier. Also note planes of two different eras dropping bombs, and a third Lenin face in the lower right in the space around the big L. Yes, that quasi-Cyrillic unreadable text says "collaborative evil." Lots going on, lots of red, not a lot of making sense.
I guess Communism is evil? Or collaborative? Or Baltic? Maybe Imperial? I assume a lot of beer went into this design. More specifically, a lot of beer went into the people who designed it, right before they went to work.















































